I want a baby goat now
Vine by: Sarah Herrin
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked
WHAT A FUCKING PATHETIC PIECE OF TRASH I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
Tyrion appreciation week » Day 1: favourite season → season 4